the vynsane asylum

HAY ASS HOLES, I MAED A MEME WE ALL CAN RELATE TOO, I AM GOING 2 BE RICH! IF ANY OF U GAY FROOTS TRY TO STEEL IT I WILL CALL THE COPS + THAY WILL PUT U IN GEL!!![/size][/b]

EMEM A MA I!!!

So, are you gobbling up the "pencils"?

Good meam.

I beg your pardon, Snigtad, but I ask this question with the greatest respect so as to broaden my knowledge of the ways of others and proceed in life with empathy towards my brothers and sisters in humanity, but what the shitshitgoddamnhellmotherfucker is "pencilbutt"?

Zaphod asking questions the rest of us don't want answers to.

Fun fact: Snigtad's favorite porn search phrase is "quadriplegic buttfucked to death with Snickers bar."

Given my feelings on the US right now, this seems like the most appropriate day to say happy Independence Day if you celebrate.

In addition to not being excited to celebrate our frustratingly preventable decline into full fascism, I plan to spend the day trying to convince my mother, who is chronically depressed, has never gotten over the death of my father or her own (10+ years before I was born), has Alzheimer's and can only consistently remember death anniversaries, that this is not indeed the anniversary of my father's passing.

Fourth of July has kinda sucked since she had to move in with us.

Hey kiddo, how about a game of pencilbutt to cheer you up?

Tom Foolery wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2026 11:18 am Hey kiddo, how about a game of pencilbutt to cheer you up?

That's better than my idea. I was just going to give him a slightly used Snickers bar.

It turned out even worse. Mrs A and the kids went to Grandma's, and I could not convince them I didn't need to come.

So now twelve hours of sitting around with no human interaction except my mother-in-law randomly insisting every so often that I eat more of the shitty food. Yup, just what I wanted. If I glance at the phone, everyone bitches, never mind they're all competing to see who can watch stupid videos the loudest.

Not to mention no way to hide what day it is from Mom.

Instead of fireworks, pretend Apokalips is attacking Earth, and what you are hearing are endless BoomTubes opening, unleashing endless hordes of Parademons on the world.