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Time to come clean
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:57 pm
by Zaphod
I'm really a second personality created by Ran to spread chaos on this forum. I've not posted with the Zaphod persona much lately since I'm having a tough time keeping up with all my user names. Between Ran, Zero, Phantom ManAss, and Dell Rusk, it's enough work already!
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:00 am
by Zaphod
oH, AND i TOTES FUCKED YOUR DAD THIS MORNING WHILE YOU WERE HUNTING EGGS.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:14 am
by jjreason
And to think I figured this post would be something about how you'd just discovered this new miracle product called "toilet paper". I was way off.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:46 pm
by Ran
Funny. My memory certainly isn't always the best, but I don't remember creating Zaphod. Or starting this thread for that matter. Maybe I had one of those out of body experiences and the best I could do was come here and post. I'm so lame.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:50 pm
by vynsane
Ran is actually one of my personalities. sorry, Ran... you don't actually exist.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:01 pm
by anarky
It's not widely known, but there's no "vynsane." He's a creation of Slicker.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:09 pm
by Tom Foolery
Zaphod wrote:I had a dream about Mr. Rogers last night. I dreamt he made me put on his sweater, and he wasn't wearing nothing but his sneakers. And then we made love for hours. Did I say make love? I mean we fucked like dirty dogs. It was RUFF!! Afterwards, he took me to a bakery to show me how donuts are made.
This makes so much more sense now that I know Zaphod is really Ran/Vyn/Slicker.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:31 pm
by anarky
I do not remember that post. Perhaps I ignored it, as I do with so many of Zaphod's. But the line at the end about the donut factory is top drawer, old chap.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:31 pm
by Ran
vynsane wrote:Ran is actually one of my personalities. sorry, Ran... you don't actually exist.
That explains why I'm not on facebook.
Re: Time to come clean
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:55 pm
by Mister Roboto
For a second after I read this topic's title, I thought Zaphod might be my Dominican housekeeper, Consuela.
Because it IS time to come clean...my house.