the vynsane asylum

I fucking hate people.

Not individuals. Individual people I know have some positive qualities. People as a whole--humanity--has been on the earth for about a million years, which, by my calculations, is about 999,999 years, 11 months, and 29 days way the fuck too long. Some sabretooth should've eaten all our punk asses the minute we came out of the trees and let some other sort of creature evolve. We are the only dominant species in the history of the world to be made entirely of bullshit.

Only 1 week to go until most of us get wiped out unless you are posting from the French mountain where the aliens live.

French? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DONUT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOOOOOOON? Mount Shasta is in California, motherfucker!!!!

(Hey, vyn, if you didn't get that reference, you can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut as well. But I know you did. Hi ho.)

I wish Roy Romano would get permanent laryngitis.

anarky wrote:(Hey, vyn, if you didn't get that reference, you can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut as well. But I know you did. Hi ho.)

i must confess to having to look it up. i recognized it, but couldn't place it. if i've read slapstick, it wasn't more than once.