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You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:53 am
by Diabolical
The ability to hide/block members from our end. Its one of the thing I really liked elsewhere, especially when it came to that assclown peaches.
You know which members I'm talking about wanting to block/hide. Its been getting so out of hand (again) that lately I think twice about even checking the board. Its just not fun having skim past post after post after fucking post of bullshit.
Is that something can be added?
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:14 am
by Zero
IF YOU GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE
OFFENDING MEMBER, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
ABOUT GETTING HIM (OR HER)
TO
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:18 am
by Swedish Chef
Hëe hëe!
Yurm sêd 'öffendûn mēmbur'!!
Dat meens dúr PeePee!!
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:27 am
by Seamus ODoyle
Spækin' of blocking, ye know who cock blocked me t'other night? Me own cousin, Sean Macleod O'Doogan! Oi'll nae forget what ye did me fer whilst Oi was trying t'get inta Rebecca O'Shaunessy's knickers. Ye wee bastard! Faith 'n begorrah!!!
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:41 am
by anarky
I'm sure some of these folks put a lot of work into trying to brighten your day with silliness.
I mean, I'm assuming that. I don't have MFPD, so I can't really speak from experience or anything. I'm not sure what would lead someone to do this kind of thing. But I can't help but notice that if you take the first sentence of your post and replace the word "members" with "aliens"--oh shit, almost screwed up there.
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:03 am
by Negative Boy
I know exactly what you mean, Diabolical. And I think I can guess exactly which person you're talking about. That goddamn asshole, Rollo Tomassi. Every day I have to wade through an endless parade of insipid, shitty posts "Oooh, I bought THIS comic. I read THAT comic. I wanna see THIS sixteen year old naked..." It's sooooo fucking annoying, right?
I say we ban the fucker. I say we ban ALL the Rollos.
And you know what else?
ALL comic book characters are gay. Not just the ones on your stupid list. You guys sound like a bunch of twats discussing fags in comic books like this is NPR. Grow the fuck up.
Batman is a stupid fucking comic book. You're parents died and left you a trust fund bigger than Rhode Island. You should be waist deep in whores. Get over it.
Blues Brothers sucked. Everytime I see it on cable, I wanna throw a pillow over Cab Calloway's face and mercy kill him. John Belushi was a junkie asshole who got what he deserved. And Dan Ackroyd has been riding his dead junkie buddy's coattails for three decades.
Speed Racer sucked. There's a reason why it tanked at the box office, you sycophants.
Hockey sucks. Any sport invented in Canada is automatically shitty and stupid. Because Canada is a jackass backward country, eh? The only reason we didn't take over your dipshit hooligan country and turn all your provinces into States after WWII is because Japan was busy sucking our big American cock and we were distracted. Because Asian blowjobs are awesome.
I've got more ranting to do, but I'll save it for later because I'm getting head from a Chinese Miley Cyrus wannabe.
Peace out, assholes!!
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:15 am
by James A. Garfield
Jolly good show! That sort of vitriol reminds me of the senate floor ruckus we used to have, wot!
Although, I must disagree with your assessment of John Belushi, sir. He was a fine talent taken from us much too soon.
Much like myself, when I was shot by that Frenchy Stalwart ass!
Harrumph! Harrumph!
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:25 am
by Rutherford B. Hayes
Oh, put a sock in it, Jimmy. You never fail to play the martyr card do you? We get it. You were shot in office. You never see McKinley in here whining about it do you? Nor JFK(although, to be fair, he had it coming).
And when Lincoln graces us with his presence, it's to impart some folksy homespun anecdote on equality, or perhaps vampire hunting. Never does he whine about John Wilkes Booth.
But you. Every damn time. "I was shot by a Stalwart! Boo hoo." Get over it.
Oh, yes. Harrumph.
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:38 am
by Chester A. Arthur
Not so fast, Rutherford old bean. There's something to be said for complaining, wot! I myself, assiduously complained about the pain in my asshole. And lo and behold, Zaphod removed himself from my ass. He then promptly installed himself in my wife's vagina, but that beside the point. The point being 'The squeaky wheel gets the grease', wot? I heartily congratulate Mr. Diabolical for bringing his qualms to our attention.
Harrumph! Harrumph!
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:49 am
by Grover Cleveland
As the fourth member of our Presidential Bridge Club, I just popped in to remind you we'll be having a game later with Ladies Auxiliary. Mrs. Funtime wanted me to remind you she's bringing a seafood dish of some sort, so don't fill up beforehand.
*sigh* Harrumph.
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:31 am
by Grover
Halllooooo Everybody!
It is I! Lovable Furry Old' Grover!
Elmo has anal warts! Don't stab him in the pooper with your winkie!!
He got them from President Obama!
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:38 am
by anarky
For the record, I only have one post in this thread. Just in case you're wondering.
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:38 am
by anarky
Make that two.
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:38 am
by anarky
Three.
Re: You know what this board needs?
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:38 am
by anarky
Goddammit, I keep getting more posts somehow, so my count's always one off!