Arizona Senator, or maybe Representative, shot!
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:26 pm
Tucson, AZ: A gunman, or perhaps squad of 42 Al Qaeda militants working for the Mexican drug cartels, has shot a politician in Arizona. We understand it is not Governor Jan Brewer, but are unsure who else it might be; as our staff only knows Brewer and John McCain as far as Arizona politicians go, we're going to assume it's John McCain and are prepared to pronounce him dead before any other news channel does so.
An anonymous source, known only as "Robin," tells us that some guy was shot by a missile fired from a stolen tank, used in the D-Day invasion of Normandy, to destroy half of Tucson in order to scrape up enough change to buy a Milky Way. This report is unconfirmed, but we believe credible.
THIS IS A BREAKING STORY. MORE AS THIS DEVELOPS.
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An anonymous source, known only as "Robin," tells us that some guy was shot by a missile fired from a stolen tank, used in the D-Day invasion of Normandy, to destroy half of Tucson in order to scrape up enough change to buy a Milky Way. This report is unconfirmed, but we believe credible.
THIS IS A BREAKING STORY. MORE AS THIS DEVELOPS.
REMEMBER: VYNSANE.COM: YOU HEAR IT HERE FIRST!