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Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:36 am
by Newsbot
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VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.
I suppose a McDonald's cheeseburger could be considered a deadly weapon.
Re: Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:57 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
Whew. When you said "assaulted" I thought you meant..y'know..."ASSAULTED"
And I was trying to imagine the logistics of that...
Re: Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:44 pm
by Ran
Rollo Tomassi wrote:Whew. When you said "assaulted" I thought you meant..y'know..."ASSAULTED"
And I was trying to imagine the logistics of that...
You got your cheeseburger in my furburger.
Re: Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:56 pm
by vynsane
mmmm... i could go for a burger...
Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:14 pm
by Newsbot
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month. According to a police report released Monday, the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist.
The man admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.
Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.
Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack.
Funny. I don't remember a sandwich being one of the weapons in Clue.
Re: Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:41 am
by Negative Boy
It's in the newer editions. The liberal pansy asses were offended by the revolver, so they substituted it with a hoagie. True story.