the vynsane asylum

I'm thinking of being Clark Kent. It'd be an easy costume. Business suit, glasses, and a Superman shirt.

no no no, snake eyes... he said for halloween, not for kicks on the weekends.

i'm already rockin' a three or four week beard for my zombie george carlin costume.

Damn, you still haven't ever posted any of your zombie costumes.

If my shit ships in time, I will be the Joker from the bank robbery scene, as I have said elsewhere.

So Snake Eyes is going as Boy George from the 80s?

The dog sort of looks like Orko from He-man.

Snake Eyes, is that your mom? I'd make a joke about you being a trannie, but you'd totally kill me.

I'm going as The Joker. Yeah, I know. Original, right? But hey, I've got everything. Jacket, shirt, vest, striped pants, wig, makeup, fake scars, pocket chain, gloves, a joker card, a pencil, and I've even got the socks. Heath's Joker is the first character to make me want to dress up for Halloween since I was 10. I'm hitting up two costume parties and I plan on getting shitfaced.

holy shit, i remember that cartoon but i don't remember snake eyes' dog dressing up! snake eyes in a dress, with his dog in drag, hanging out with a village people sailor, i guess this was well before don't ask, don't tell.

Double_G wrote:I'm going as The Joker. Yeah, I know. Original, right? But hey, I've got everything. Jacket, shirt, vest, striped pants, wig, makeup, fake scars, pocket chain, gloves, a joker card, a pencil, and I've even got the socks. Heath's Joker is the first character to make me want to dress up for Halloween since I was 10. I'm hitting up two costume parties and I plan on getting shitfaced.

Copycat fuckface.

You two Jokers (HAHAHAHA!! I kill myself...) have to post pics of the costumes. I wanna see how good/bad they are.

Slicker wrote:You two Jokers (HAHAHAHA!! I kill myself...) have to post pics of the costumes. I wanna see how good/bad they are.

hahhaah, it's fuckin' ON.

Joker Thunderdome!

Two men enter! One man leaves!

I give the little bitch points for doing the "main" Joker costume, which is infinitely harder than reusing the Pee-wee jacket and a blue dress shirt. But, then, I get points for "originality" since I'm not going in the main outfit.

Oh, fuck, I still need black gloves. And, as I said, I ordered the makeup kit on eBay and will send a money order tonight so hopefully they have extremely fast shipping or some shit. But I'll be dyeing my hair instead of pussing out and using a wig.

I'd say let our own Joker here be the judge, but I'm pretty sure he'll be biased. And then he'll give everyone a boner.

I thought about going as Nurse Joker, but then I decided that would be far too disturbing. But alas, my hair's too short so I need the wig.