Grimlock, you stupid whippersnapper!
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:43 pm
GRIMLOCK, YOU STUPID DINOBOT! THERE'S BEEN A FUCKING MURDER OF ONE OF THE FLESHLINGS, AND THE OTHER MODERATORS ARE TOO BUSY YANKING THEIR EXHAUST PIPES. SHOW SOME BALL BEARINGS, FOR PRIMUS' SAKE!
I'VE BROUGHT IN TWO OF THE BEST INVESTIGATORS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE TO HELP YOU OUT, SINCE YOU'RE A BIT SOFT IN THE HEAD. I'VE KNOWN THEM FOR A FEW MILLION YEARS, AND THEY'LL FIND YOUR MAN. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ANY HELP NECESSARY TO SWEDISH CHEF AND MARIO, OR NO MORE STUPID WAR STORIES FOR YOU.
AND ONCE THEY FIND THE KILLER, YOU CAN EAT HIM.
I'VE BROUGHT IN TWO OF THE BEST INVESTIGATORS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE TO HELP YOU OUT, SINCE YOU'RE A BIT SOFT IN THE HEAD. I'VE KNOWN THEM FOR A FEW MILLION YEARS, AND THEY'LL FIND YOUR MAN. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ANY HELP NECESSARY TO SWEDISH CHEF AND MARIO, OR NO MORE STUPID WAR STORIES FOR YOU.
AND ONCE THEY FIND THE KILLER, YOU CAN EAT HIM.