We only came for the nachos....

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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yup...


that would be...




we need a tumbleweed smiley.
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vynsane wrote:we need a tumbleweed smiley.

Get on that.
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Eternal Padawan wrote:
vynsane wrote:we need a tumbleweed smiley.

Get on that.
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I'll get on your mother. But you have to go look for Bizarro The Grin.


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So today for lunch I had some nachos. I sat in the living room chair and at them as I watched tv. My youngest daughter, Megan, who just turned 2 a couple weeks ago comes in and climbs up on my lap. She gives me a big smile as she grabs one of the chips. Yep, she only came for the nachos.
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With me, chicks come for the nachos, but stay for the smirk :wink:
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After careful analysis of their attack, I've decided that the monsters in the game Space Invaders must be invading for one thing. They march slowly back and forth, almost as if they are trying to peak behind those 4 sheilds at the bottom of the screen. But what could they be coming for? What is behind our ship that is worth invading? Nachos. Think about it: They are scoping out the nachos from space and the side to side motion is to determine which nacho chip has the most cheese and tasty toppings on it.

Same goes for Centipede.

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Wow.

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Cheap copy cat spin offs never work. Its like the WB trying to copy something from HBO.
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We were discussing pregnant women cravings a few weeks back at work wile smoking. One of the girls told a story:

She worked the overnight shift at 7-11. She was in the process of cleaning the store and the food section. About 3:30 a guy came in and stood there shocked. She asked if he needed help, HE replied, "My wife is pregnant and only wants Nachos"

She pregnant women get knocked up for Nachos.
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Rogue II wrote:Cheap copy cat spin offs never work. Its like the WB trying to copy something from HBO.
tHAT WAS MUY MUY STUPIDO. vEE SHALL HAVE TO EDIT EET OUT EN ZEE FINAL CUT. dONDE ESTA ZEE eSMIRK? hE ES ESUPPOSED TO ABEE HERE TO MAKE HIS AWITTY COMMENTO.
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This whole fucking topic is insufferably ridiculous. Seven fucking pages of nacho discussion? That has got to be a record for insipidness. I hope you all get pink eye from picking your asses, then rubbing poo flakes in your eye. And one of you dies from lymphatic cancer. Preferably that dickhole Melvin Gibstein. You and Oprah can go fuck yourselves.
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bIZZARO tHE gRIP wrote:tHAT WAS MUY MUY STUPIDO. vEE SHALL HAVE TO EDIT EET OUT EN ZEE FINAL CUT. dONDE ESTA ZEE eSMIRK? hE ES ESUPPOSED TO ABEE HERE TO MAKE HIS AWITTY COMMENTO.
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Hey, aren't you that guy that was on the TV show that had the psychologist dad and the uberhot mom? She was one of the ultimate 80s TV MILFS
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He's also one of those sitcom kids that went on to marry their on-screen sweethearts in real life.
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And then have a weird conversion to Christianity that made everyone uncomfortable.
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