the vynsane asylum

My daughter starts Kindergaten on Monday and I went to the open house tonight. Hot MILFs everywhere!!! Cute little 22-23 year olds bringing their kindergarteners to school. And the temp out is in the high 90's so they're all wearing tight tanktops and short shorts. mmm mm mmm. Who knew elementary school could be a hotbed of hotties?

jj will know what I mean next year.

And you just KNOW single moms are puttin' it out there. You can shoot where you want with a single mom. Proven.

Yeah. Soccer moms have afternoons free to get balled. I'm gonna inititate a little PTA fund-raising...like raising their skirt up over their head.

Balled. Heh heh. What a funny word. [se]

Where my ballerz at? Whoop, there it is!!!!

hey j j reason you like ice t too?

Yes, Dell. Iced Tea on a hot day is very refreshing. Oh, did you mean Ice-T the OG (that's "Original Gangster", Dell). I was a fan of his music until the whole heavy metal experiment started.

I had to go to a neighbor's nephew's bar mitzvah (don't ask) over the weekend, and I want to join the PTA, too. There are more MILFs in this world than I realized.

I had two beers with supper tonight, and that's the most I've had in years. I am so fucking shitfaced right now, so you'll have to forgive my rambling here this evening. I'm not sure how I've kept it sane on SSG and not gone off on some tangent like, "Hey, Deoxyribonucleic, howsabout some pics of you and your woman making out?" Steve would kick my ass if I said that.

Eternal Padawan wrote:My daughter starts Kindergaten on Monday and I went to the open house tonight. Hot MILFs everywhere!!! Cute little 22-23 year olds bringing their kindergarteners to school. And the temp out is in the high 90's so they're all wearing tight tanktops and short shorts. mmm mm mmm. Who knew elementary school could be a hotbed of hotties?

jj will know what I mean next year.

This post is amusing because the Kindergartner in the first sentence is now the 22-23 year old in the third sentence.

You’re all fucking old.

HAHAH, holy shit. time, amirite?

Shameful. My kid is 20 on the nose, 21 in August. The younger one will be 18 in a couple of weeks. :*********(

Mine will be 10 months on Sunday. lol

You have some catching up to do.

My youngest turned 21 last week. To celebrate we decided to try one of those escape rooms. It was me,my wife, and both my 25 year old daughter and my son. It was going fine until things in the room weren’t working properly. There was a ‘word’ lock to open up a locker and we figured out the word was NINJA but the lock wasn’t working. Afterwards, the attendant also couldn’t get the lock to open. There was also an old pay phone and we found the number to dial but nothing happened. Dialed it more than once.
Anyway, we failed to escape. I bitched and they gave as a partial refund in the form of some free games of bowling. So we bowled for awhile with made up names on the Score screen. I was Dr. Frobishario. My son was J. Josh Schmiddle . My daughter was Jim From Accounting, but it wouldn’t let her put all that in, so it was just ‘Jim From’ and my wife was Plorgus.
Then we decided to go get food. The Son wanted breakfast, so we headed to a Village Inn. After we ordered our food, something started smelling like burnt plastic and filled up the entire restaurant. The fire dept came and we had to evacuate the building before our food came. We didn’t want to wait around so we ended up going to a local grocery store and just getting take out Chinese food.
Nothing went right it seems, but we made some good memories.

All my children are now adults. I am old.

It's very disconcerting for sure.