My Johnson
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:49 pm
I'll be damned if any of you don't look at my johnson more than you looked at Mab's heinie.
Start staring, fools!
Start staring, fools!
I'm excited.
I'll wager Newsbot is excited, too.
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My Johnson
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:03 pm
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:04 pm
oH HO HO! aFTER AH ESTARE AT YOUR jOHNSON, YOU CAN LICK MINE. tHAT SEEMS FAIR, NO?
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:25 pm
You're dikc is gay and has mabedan's poo on it!
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:36 pm
FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:46 pm
Hi EP's ding-dong! *Reaches out as if too shake hands, pulls away fast and pretends to have been just fixing hair*
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:44 am
EP's johnson probably get merged with Mabs's ass.
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:55 am
God Forbid that should ever happen, cos Cappy's left kneecap would also be in that mix- and BTW, views-wise, my ass is kicking EPs johnsons' ass
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:07 pm
My Johnson is like an AP Calculus Final.
It's long.
It's hard.
Sometimes it confusing.
There's a lot of rubbing ( y'know...with erasers...)
Most people have trouble finishing it.
Those who do, go on to great things in life.
There is a great sense of relief when you're done with it.
It's long.
It's hard.
Sometimes it confusing.
There's a lot of rubbing ( y'know...with erasers...)
Most people have trouble finishing it.
Those who do, go on to great things in life.
There is a great sense of relief when you're done with it.
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:35 pm
Asian males are really good at it. 
BTW, more people seem to be looking at my left kneecap than your johnson.
BTW, more people seem to be looking at my left kneecap than your johnson.
Re: My Johnson
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:45 pm
Guess what! Ur gay!!!!!Eternal Padawan wrote:I'll be damned if any of you don't look at my johnson more than you looked at Mab's heinie.
Start staring, fools!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:07 pm
Eef you are trulah gay, zat vould explahn vhy you push back when mah Bizarro brothairs make love to your asshole, ho ho ho!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:18 pm
There I am, not reading carefully, expecting this thread to be about Magic Johnson.
I guess the only thing in common is the dribbling.
I guess the only thing in common is the dribbling.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:03 pm
jjreason wrote:There I am, not reading carefully, expecting this thread to be about Magic Johnson.
I guess the only thing in common is the dribbling.
Oh no. I excel at three pointers, also.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:08 pm
Just make sure your 3 pointers don't come from behind the HIV arc, and you'll be on to something.