Did you ever "interrupt" your parents?

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Did you walk in on your dad banging your mom?

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Did you ever "interrupt" your parents?

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Just curious if this is as prevalent as some people make it sound.

Did you ever walk in on your parents in the act of fulfilling a booty call?

I didn't, nor has my wife or most of the people I know personally?
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I have :frus: thanks for bringing it back to the forefront of my frontal lobe you cocksucker
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Post by Bizarro The Grin »

nO.

bUT MY MOM WALKED IN ON ME AND MY DAD ONCE.


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Post by Ran »

Once. Luckily it was pretty dark and my mom dove to the other side of the bed pretty damm fast, so I didn't see anything. It didn't occur to me what they were doing until a little while later.

Like KH said, you are a cocksucker for bringing this up.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Nope. I'm convinced the last time my parents did that was 33 years and 9 months ago. I did catch my older sister and her boyfriend in my parents bed once. It was post-coitus sleeping, but still good blackmail stuff.
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I think I may have walked by it once, but only possibly. Thank goodness.
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No, thank God. I hope I never do.
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Enough time has gone by, now it can be asked; have your kids ever walked in on YOU??
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Not walked in, but I've had a knock at the door.
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yep. thankfully she was half asleep still, stumbling into our room. and we heard her door.
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Why did it show me as a vote for "yes?" Shit's fucked up.
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Did for me, too, and I know I didn't.
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When the kids were younger, we tried to sneak one in on a weekend morning because they were busy playing. They were still young enough where we didn't want to close the door completely. Just in case, we didn't bother getting naked, just sliding stuff aside under the blankets. Next thing we knew, the kids were coming into the room.
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Almost. Like still breathing heavy barely finished & my daughter magically appeared in the room. This wasn't that long ago either so I'm sure she knew what had been happening. :lol:
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Let's just make this the all-purpose stupid straw poll thread.

Picture this: You go into a public place. You have to deal with a clerk, cashier, whatever. She's ugly. She may be so ugly you can't tell from the face if she's a man or a woman. If you looked up "butterface" in the dictionary, her picture would be beside it. But from the neck down she's at the very least average or slightly above average.

But, in the course of dealing with you, she bends over. And she has a very loose collar that you can see straight down without her being alerted to your doing so.

You totally check out her tits regardless of how nauseating her face is, don't you?
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