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Pure gold from BumCake:
Oh my God. Somebody please explain to me who or what Snigtad is. He is not a real person, is he? Or is he just some foreign embodiment of incest?
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My nomination for the day:
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
mabudon wrote:LOL nothing to say here, you can probably guess what I WOULD say if I DID tho.... :beard: :mabs:
Tastes a bit like traffic cones, eh?
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote: The light from the sunset outside today hit him somehow that made him look even more awesome than usual -- there were green and pinkish lights coming off of his limbs and the transparent part; it was quite a sight to behold, as if the angels themselves were heralding the coming of The Deuce.
Fucking priceless. Take care, Mr.JJ.
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In response to:
Jedi_Kal-El wrote:If you were stranded on a deserted island, and could only have 5 things to help you survive, what would you want to have with you?
This dude said:
Rocketboy wrote:Water
A Llama
A Nine iron
Cool Whip
Natalie Portman
We oughtta invite this Rocketboy character over here.
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anarky wrote:We oughtta invite this Rocketboy character over here.
He's my hero.
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Greg Whyshynski writes the daily NHL wrap-up for deadspin.com. Its consistently chock full of QOTDs, but this one stood out:
"NASCAR star Kevin Harvick attended his first NHL game in Philly last night. "I'm probably the most uneducated hockey guy in the building," he told the AP. That's strange ... the box score said Derian Hatcher played 21 minutes last night."
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NSFW pic below













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What's not to like?
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:lol:

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"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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anarky wrote:I'm coming to the conclusion that sane people are leaving discussion boards, and the entire internet is just the guys who can't get laid and will argue any point just to have human contact.
Hells yes. I've visited a few other boards and it really is a universal phenomenon.
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So where does that leave us? :???:
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:So where does that leave us? :???:
We're above the influence.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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We are, without a doubt, the Illuminati of the discussion board crowd. :lol:

That's actually really fucking scary. :oops:

How many other "secret societies" are out there that we're not involved in????? :shock:
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I'm a reptiloid monster from space who's masquerading as President Bush. So, as long as one of us is a Mason, I think all secret societies are represented here.
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I've often wondered the same thing JJ. Do sites like RS have there version of Vynsan(e)? I highly doubt it since they're all "elitest" pricks but I guess it would be possible...but only if it were set up by Wise' fat ass so that they could all suck his cock over there too.
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anarky wrote:"No time!" I yelled back. "We have to fuck NOW!"
this had me fucking cracking up...
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