X-Mutants ( The "all -things- X" topic)

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:18 am

Can you fucking imagine if like next issue they're calling Kurt "Ol' Blueschlong" or some fucking thing? That would kick ass. I think Kurt's going to fuck Jubilee, and if I know that dirty blue perv, he'll be trying to stick his tail in a "very uncomfortable place" while he's at it......

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:05 pm

(In my best Asian-accented Valley Girl voice. . . .)

"What, like the back of a Volkswagen, y'know?"

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:25 pm

DC still uses the Comics Code but it's verrrrrrry tiny on their front covers. Marvel said "meh. Fuck 'em and their code." a while back and adopted their own advisory labels. But they had to change 'em again recently since they were using the PG system which is trademarked by the MPAA.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:02 pm

Yep, Im baffled by it. Is PSR Parental Supervision Required? What the fuck does that mean? I read "Thor: Vikings" and "Born" to Miranda every month, and she loves it! PSR my ass....

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:51 am

Recommmended? Maybe? I don't know. Without a frame of referemce, the little codes don't mean shit. Seeing the Max or Epic logo is more of an indicator than the little PSR or PSR+ box thingies. Meh, my daughter is more of a DC person anyway (don't ask me...you try to raise a kid Marvel and shit happens... I just don't know...)

Well whatever, if Marvel says winged pedophiles and Spunky Asians admiring blue elf winky are okay for kids, then who are we to argue?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 5:02 pm

They're the authority on what's good for kids. Fuck Dr. Spock.

PSR - Parental Supervision Recommended?

Seriously, all I see is Worthington taking the heat for wanting to lay the pipe with a HOT younger blonde with an awesome body. Worthington's cool factor has absolutely gone through the roof since X-Factor 6 or 9 or whatever. Him and Drake SUCKED for years, now they're two of the coolest X-Men in my opinion. Discuss.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:18 pm

Meh, Worthington was better when he was blue, had metal wings, and was trying to deal with the fact they had homicidal minds of their own. Screw this "oh, I guess everything's a-okay. . . except now I want to pork minors" shit.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:08 pm

All I know is that, when he was Death, he was BALD and those were TATOOS all over his face. but then some dickish non researching writer decided it was a mask and he wad a beautiful blonde 'do underneath it. What a dick. Archangel should remain blue and metal winged. I hope if Apocalypse comes back, he will fuck Warren up again, just for fun.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:53 pm

Yeah. Some dumbass writer. Was it Nicieza or Lobdell? Ack! So since his metal wings fell off and his (clearly broken and then removed at an earlier point) feather wings popped out, wouldn't it be cool if suddenly metal wings popped out of him and sliced off the feather ones, sorta a final "screw you!" from Apocalypse? I think it would be especially cool if it happens when he's breaking the child molestation laws with Paige. Nothing against her, but she's a bland character, and can you imagine how much learning he still has psychotic metal wings when they kill his girlfriend would mess up Warren?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:03 am

PSR. Okay, you hate Angel. Fuck all y'all.

What about Iceman?

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:45 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Eternal Padawan
 Meh, my daughter is more of a DC person anyway (don't ask me...you try to raise a kid Marvel and shit happens... I just don't know...)
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you and your woman ain't cousins, are ya?

iceman rocks the house, jj...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:32 pm

I don't like Warren after he was all blue and cool and they've slowly stripped every aspect of that character away and returned him to 'normal'.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:05 am

I thought he looked really cool with the blue skin and the neo-classic outfit as per Madureira. Im not sure, but that may have been around the time he got the feathered wings back?

On the topic of Angel, how bad were "THE CHALLENGERS!!!!!!!" Now there's a topic for the suckingest heroes....

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:27 am

Challengers of the Unknown? DC's shittiest title? Ever?

Or is this a Marvel suckathon we're talking about?

[arrr]Yo ho ho. 500 posts mateys. Arrrrghh!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:36 pm

Mutant update! Planet X ends in 150 with a bang! Supposedly another X-Man eats it in this showdown with Mags. Any takers on which one hero dies this time around?

And in the new Wizard, there's a Grant Morrison interview punctuated with Silvestri art from the futuristic story. Beak looks freakin' bad ass. Sure, now he's a scrawny teen, but in the future he's gained about 200 lbs of muscle and his freaky bird face has matured into a cool hawk head. Drawn by Silvestri, he's my new favorite character. AWESOME!