Celebrity Death Pool!

[Tom Foolery]

Should we start a spinoff of CDP where we try to guess which celebrity is gonna get accused of sexual impropriety next?

[anarky]

I still want to see a movie from a parallel universe, where Schumacher leaned more into Falling Down mode to direct Tommy Lee Jones as a goddamned frightening Two-Face in that world's Batman Forever.

[jjreason]

Should we start a spinoff of CDP where we try to guess which celebrity is gonna get accused of sexual impropriety next?

That's too easy - it's everyone. Literally everyone.

[Diabolical]

I'm going to accuse Patton Oswalt of trying to rape me.
I just want that dipshit to go away and stop infecting everything I like.

[Tom Foolery]

Ennio Morricone, composer, famous for his Spaghetti Western scores, dead at 91.

And Charlie Daniels, famous fiddler, of a stroke at 83.

[Tom Foolery]

The TV show Glee is fucking cursed. Naya Rivera, who played Santana, was boating with her 4 year old son alone.
She is missing and presumed drowned. She was 33.

[Tom Foolery]

Kelly Preston, from breast cancer, age 57.


Because I enjoyed her Boobs in Mischief and that scene in Twins where she makes excuses to bone Ahnuld, I won’t make any John Travolta beard jokes.

RIP Ms Preston

[Geoff Peterson]

My dad died.

Grant Imahara, host of Mythbusters, died of a brain aneurism at 49.

He built me for The Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I’m very sad.

[anarky]

My dad died.

Grant Imahara, host of Mythbusters, died of a brain aneurism at 49.

He built me for The Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I’m very sad.

I'm not entirely sure why, because he's far from the first guy around my age (okay, a bit older, but not much) to pass, but his becoming one with the Force seems a starker reminder to me of our mortality than most.

[Ran]

Grant Imahara's death is surprising.

Jessi Combs from Mythbusters died last year while breaking the speed record for a women. While unfortunate, she was doing something a bit more dangerous and less random like a aneurysm.

[anarky]

Peter Motherfucking Green. One of the greatest guitarists in rock. If you're only familiar with the poppier music of later Fleetwood Mac (which is great, just very different), look up Then Play On, turn the volume up to max, and blast the shit of that album.

[Diabolical]

Regis Philbin, 88.

Fuck 2020.

[Ran]

I just went back to the beginning of this thread to see our original lists before this evolved into a celebrity RIP thread. It is amazing how old this tread is. There are still people living on all of our lists that were made in 2008. Larry King, Walter Mondale, and Harry Belafonte are still alive on my list. The rest of the people on my list passed away between 2011 and 2017. Zero last updated our picks in 2012. Anyway, Bumcake had Regis.

[Tom Foolery]

Vyn’s #1 pick, Wilford Brimley. He was 85


Diabeetus.

[Zero]

HAVEN'T UPDATED IN AWHILE. UPDATING THE UPDATE. I WILL ATTEMPT TO UPDATE THIS ON EACH NEW PAGE EVERY EIGHT YEARS FROM NOW ON.
PLEASE UPDATE YOUR LISTS TO HAVE 10 CANDIDATES.

KIDHUMAN 1 point
1. NANCY REAGAN - Died 3/6/16
2. BARBRA WALTERS - Alive 90 years old.
3. CLINT EASTWOOD - Alive 90 years old
4. GENE HACKMAN - Alive 90 years old

DIABOLICAL-3 (REMOVED AMY WINEHOUSE, ADDED 1 PT) 3 points
1. KIRK DOUGLAS - Died 2/2/20
2.
3. JACK KLUGMAN - Died 12/24/12
4. BARACK OBAMA Alive
5. DOUBLE G Status Unknown

ROGUE II RAN- 7 points
1. LARRY KING - Alive 86 years old
2. ANDY ROONEY Died 11/4/11
3.
4. MARGARET THATCHER Died 4/8/13
5. AL DAVIS Died 10/8/11
6. WALTER MONDALE Alive 92 years old
7. FATS DOMINO Died 10/24/17
8. MAYA ANGELOU Died 5/28/14
9. ROGER MOORE Died 5/23/17
10. HARRY BELAFONTE Alive 93 years old

DOUBLE G 3 points
1. BRITNEY SPEARS Alive 38 years old
2. MICKEY ROONEY Died 4/6/14
3. STAN LEE Died 11/12/18
4. JIMMY CARTER Alive 95 years old
5. KEITH RICHARDS Alive 76 years old
6. ANGELA LANSBURY Alive 94 years old
7. LINDSAY LOHAN Alive 34 years old
8. DICK CLARK Died 4/18/12
9. MICHAEL VICK Alive 40 years old
10. WILLIAM SHATNER Alive 89 years old

ROLLO TOMASSI-1 (REMOVED MIKE WALLACE) 2 points
1.
2. BETTY WHITE Alive 98 years young
3. OWEN WILSON Alive 51 years old
4. JAMES CROMWELL Alive 80 years old
5. HARRISON FORD Alive 78 years old
6. GEORGE H. W. BUSH Died 11/30/18
7. DICK CHENEY Alive 79 years old
8. COURTNEY LOVE Alive 56 years old
9. BOB MCGRATH Alive 88 years old
10. DAN RATHER Alive 88 years old

VYNSANE-2 (REMOVED TONY CURTIS) 3 points
1. WILFORD BRIMLEY Died 8/2/20
2. PARIS HILTON Alive 39 years old
3.
4. WILLIE NELSON Alive 87 years old
5. NORM MACDONALD Alive 60 years old
6. BURT REYNOLDS Died 9/6/18
7. JACK NICHOLSON Alive 83 years old

SLEAZER-3 (REMOVED SWAYZE AND PATERNO) 4 points
1. GOERGE LUCAS Alive 76 years old
2. CHRISTOPHER LEE Died 6/7/15
3. JAKE LLOYD Alive 31 years old
4. MARK HAMILL Alive 68 years old
5.
6. MIKE EDMONDS Alive 76 years old
7. ARTIE LANGE Alive 52 years old
8. JONAH HILL Alive 36 years old
9. JAMES GARNER Died 7/19/14
10.

ANARKY-6(REMOVED JOE SIMON, LIZ TAYLOR AND LESLIE NIELSEN, ADDED ARETHA) 9 points??
1. BB KING Died 5/14/15
2. ARETHA FRANKLIN Died 8/16/18
3. NOEL GALLAGHER Alive 53 years old
4. BILL WYMAN Alive 83 years old
5.
6. CLORIS LEACHMAN Alive 94 years old
7. ROGER EBERT Died 4/4/13
8.
9.
10. ED ASNER Alive 90 years old

ANTROPOV 5 points
1. FIDEL CASTRO Died 11/25/16
2. ZSA ZSA GABOR Died 12/18/16
3. YOGI BERRA Died 9/22/15
4. NEIL ARMSTRONG Died 8/25/12
5. CLIVE DAVIS Alive 88 years old
6. KARL MALDEN Died 7/1/09

MABUDON Goose egg.
1. CHUCK NORRIS Alive 80 years
2. SEAN CONNERY Alive 89 years

BUMCAKE 1 point
1. DREW BARRYMORE Alive 45 years old
2. REGIS PHILBIN Died 7/24/20
3. ASHLEE SIMPSON'S UNBORN FETUS Schrodinger’s Fetus
4. KIRSTEN DUNST Alive 38 years old
5. WILL FERRELL Alive 53 years old

UKWILDCAT 1/2 point
1. VERNE TROYER/WARWICK DAVIS Died 4/21/18; Alive 50 years old
2. BOB BARKER Alive 96 years old

JJREASON 2 points.
1.
2. CHYNA Died 4/17/16
3. HILLARY DUFF Alive 32 years old


UMMMMMMM.....I THINK THATS UP TO DATE? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.