Marvel: Agents of SHIELD

[Mister Roboto]

If Wanda Sykes had an accident and somehow her larynx was damaged and had to be surgically removed, I wouldn't be opposed to that.

[Tom Foolery]

I..ermm. Yeah--Buh - uhmmm...


...I..

...what?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Yeah, you lost me there Kilroy.

[Mister Roboto]

Oh shit. Sorry.

I was thinking about that new SHIELD show. Which made me think about how Agent Coulson didn't really die in The Avengers. So then I started thinking about Greg Clark. Or Clark Gregg. I don't know which it is. Fuck guys with two first names. Anyway, that made me think about Coulson being on that show with the bitch from Seinfeld. And the I remembered Wanda Sykes was also on that show. And how much I detest Wanda Sykes' voice and she needs to STFU. Her and Chris Rock too. Chris Rock is like Wanda Sykes with a penis. Except I'm pretty sure Wanda Sykes also has a penis so thats redundant. My point is I hate their voices.
Also, I tried steak tonight for the very first time and it's delicious. I mean it was exceptional. Whichever of your ancestors decided to go down the carnivore road, kudos to that guy. And Barbara Eden was hot back in the day...

Where was I?

[Stormshadow]

You know, GIJoe was originally pitched as a SHIELD ongoing series. Then some duffer shot it down. Probably that giant ass clown Jim Shooter. And giant isn't figurative. Shooter's like 9 ft. tall. You know he wrecked his Mom's vag coming out.

But the point is, I could've been a kickass SHIELD villain and been on a TV show. And not that shitty 80s cartoon neither.
Instead I get stuck in a huge toy franchise with tons of action figures made of me.

Hmmm...on second thought, I came out okay. Carry on.

[anarky]

You clearly have never watched yourself in Renegades, Stormy. They did you proud, and they flipped the whole Hard Master bit in a way that was fucking genius. See, you blamed Snake Eyes for the death of the Hard Master and... I won't spoil it any more for you, Tommy.

[Tom Foolery]

Coulson says "Given your family history" to Ward. So that's another thing that will be a thing in coming episodes.