Celebrity Death Pool!
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Looks like everyone else thought George Jones was immortal, too. 

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I believe those were my words exactly.

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Otters have had a notoriously long standing feud with Possums. They're like the Hatfields and McCoys of the varmint set.
I'm just sayin'....
I'm just sayin'....
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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I saw a comment on one news article that said Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, and Loretta Lynn are all that's left of classic country (the stuff that doesn't suck because it's bland pop music where the singer wears a cowboy hat and fakes a southern accent). That's not too far off, unfortunately. They missed Dolly Parton and Glenn Campbell, and I'll assume they're not including the few younger artists who don't suck. (Plus Mr. Campbell has retired following his diagnosis with Alzheimers.)
I've noticed as I've grown old that I've stopped hating country music on principle. Once you figure out that modern blues sounds more like classic country than it does classic blues (and more than modern country does classic country), it's tough to like one and not the other. And there's that whole "southern rock" subgenre that is practically meaningless because it just means someone through blues, hard rock, and country (and, in the case of the Allmans, jazz) in a blender and hit puree.
I've noticed as I've grown old that I've stopped hating country music on principle. Once you figure out that modern blues sounds more like classic country than it does classic blues (and more than modern country does classic country), it's tough to like one and not the other. And there's that whole "southern rock" subgenre that is practically meaningless because it just means someone through blues, hard rock, and country (and, in the case of the Allmans, jazz) in a blender and hit puree.

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One of the guys from KrissKross died. It was either Kriss or Kross. Mild apathy prevents me from googling to find out which.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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His name was Chris something, so I assume Kris. Not sure if that's a safe assumption.

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Awwwwww....Dammit dammit dammit all to hell.
Ray Harryhausen is gone.
That man was a doorway to imagination like no other. It's one thing to have an imagination like Tolkein and Asimov and so many other fantastic writers.
But it's entirely different to make others SEE the wonder. Nowadays CGI makes pretty much anything possible. But a half century ago? Ray kicked that door down, Chuck Norris style.
Thanks for everything, Ray.
R.I.P.
Ray Harryhausen is gone.
That man was a doorway to imagination like no other. It's one thing to have an imagination like Tolkein and Asimov and so many other fantastic writers.
But it's entirely different to make others SEE the wonder. Nowadays CGI makes pretty much anything possible. But a half century ago? Ray kicked that door down, Chuck Norris style.
Thanks for everything, Ray.
R.I.P.
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Richie Havens died a few weeks ago. Figured he deserved a mention. He was the opening act at Woodstock. He had to play for 3 hours because the other acts couldn't get to the show since all of the roads were gridlocked.
The flags at UNLV have been at half mast the past couple days. I haven't figured out why.
The flags at UNLV have been at half mast the past couple days. I haven't figured out why.
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What the fuck? How did I miss that?!? Or did I not miss it and forgot?Ran wrote:Richie Havens died a few weeks ago. Figured he deserved a mention.

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Some crotchety old broad from Vyn's favorite daytime soap keeled over.
He's inconsolable. He watched the show religiously. He would take breaks just long enough to clean sand out of his vagina.
He's inconsolable. He watched the show religiously. He would take breaks just long enough to clean sand out of his vagina.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Just remembered another one that happened a few weeks ago. Chrissy Amphlett, who was the lead singer of the Divinyls. Their big hit was "I Touch Myself."
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Dr. Joyce Brothers died.
She was on my list. Or she would've been if the puppets were allowed to have lists. But they're not.
You eletist assholes treat us all like second class citizens.
She was on my list. Or she would've been if the puppets were allowed to have lists. But they're not.
You eletist assholes treat us all like second class citizens.
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angelina jolie's tatas.
i will never again be able to watch hackers without crying.
i will never again be able to watch hackers without crying.