Celebrity Death Pool!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Wow. I totally missed the news that Jerry Nelson passed away almost a month ago. That's sad. I think a vynsane eulogy delivered by The Count is in order.
Count?

[Tom Foolery]

Dibs on Alex Karras!

[anarky]

Anyone get a point for the great Dave Brubeck?

[Tom Foolery]

If you filled up your list with NFL players, y'all'd increase your chances of winning by like 500%

I'd wager by the end of the year they're only gonna have enough players to fill a dozen teams. Detroit might make into the playoffs.

[Negative Boy]

PSY isn't on the list.

But goddamit, he should be.
Back me up, Ben Reilly.

[Ran]

RIP Norman Schwarzkopf, Jack Klugman, and Charles Durning.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

RIP Norman Schwarzkopf, Jack Klugman, and Charles Durning.

And whatever idiot Fraternity Prank they tried to pull in a Hot Air Balloon.
It must not have ended well.

[Diabolical]

I figured GHW Bush would have been next.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Fontella Bass also passes away.

[Tom Foolery]

♫♫Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world...♫♫

RIP Mr. Drummond.

[Tom Foolery]

And, I guess, RIP Dear Abby. But I thought you had died a long time ago. First, because you were using a pseudonym all these years. And second, because you had a twin sister who had the exact same job as you who cacked a decade ago.

[Negative Boy]

♫♫Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world...♫♫

RIP Mr. Drummond.

The pilot episode of Diff'rent Strokes ended with an old white guy hugging and kissing two young boys as they frolicked in his hot tub wearing nothing but their whitey tighties.

That's not creepy at all.

[Ran]

Earl Weaver and Stan Musial.

Here is a famous episode of Earl Weaver's radio show.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Mindy McCready. Finally. I kinda think that end was inevitable for her. Although if they had said she died trying to hold up a bank, I wouldn'tve been any less surprised.

[Ran]

One of the headlines said that she is the fifth person from Celebrity Rehab to die. How does that Dr. have any credibility?