Hey Tommy (AKA Storm Shadow)! Seen Resolute yet?
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Hey Tommy (AKA Storm Shadow)! Seen Resolute yet?
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Re: Hey Tommy (AKA Storm Shadow)! Seen Resolute yet?
Renegades is awesomer. If Resolute made Snigtad Flornbi into a suave beatnik love machine, Renegades would turn him into this super-lover who would immediately fuck every woman on Earth simultaneously.
I'll spoil the awesome twist to the Hard Master's tale: Storm Shadow thinks Snake Eyes killed the Hard Master. He joined Cobra simply because, after leaving Japan, Snake Eyes had somehow befriended Scarlett's dad and swore to protect his daughter (didn't hurt that he was boning her) and continue his crusade against Cobra.
I'll spoil the awesome twist to the Hard Master's tale: Storm Shadow thinks Snake Eyes killed the Hard Master. He joined Cobra simply because, after leaving Japan, Snake Eyes had somehow befriended Scarlett's dad and swore to protect his daughter (didn't hurt that he was boning her) and continue his crusade against Cobra.

*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
