Fucking Hasbro incompetence

[anarky]

So I ordered the mail-away exclusive GIJoe figure, Doc, back in April. It says to allow 6-8 weeks to receive the figure. I'm in no hurry, right?

The check cashed on May 23. A few days ago, I'm thinking, "It's been a while since that check cashed." So I contact Hasbro by e-mail (can't find any other way to do it), tell them the situation, all the relevant dates, and my contact info.

I got an e-mail back that they have no record of my request, and that, to investigate further, they need me to mail or fax (long distance, of course) a copy of the canceled check. It took me about fifteen minutes to get it from the bank. It was clearly endorsed by Hasbro.

The promotion ended on August 31. They'd better not fucking tell me that I don't get a Doc figure after buying all those duplicate fucking figures because of their incompetence.

It's one thing to keep re-releasing the same Clonetrooper a bazillion times. It's another to obviously partially process an order, then claim to have no record of it.

[kidhuman]

they probably extended the offer anyway til Christmas of 200,000,087

[Kirk Lazarus]

Why does Doc gotta be the mail away figure? Can't be the Asian guy? Can't be one of the hundred crackers on the team? Like that hillbilly jackoff Wild Bill? Nope. Gotta be the colored what went to medical school.

[kidhuman]

I hope Roadblock is the next mail away figure. That would piss you off wouldnt it Kirk

[Sleazer]

Anarky is really excited for the Duke figure, too.

[anarky]

Y'know what sucks? As much as I dislike the douchebag, I have four (counting the one I ordered from Wal-Mart):
The original one from the five-pack
Carded with jetpack
The one from the TRU three-pack
The comic pack with Red Star

I passed on the comic version with Cobra Commander (just the same two characters in colors to reflect the relatively primitive 80s comic coloring) and won't get the upcoming Tiger Force version. The jetpack one is the only one I've bought individually, but the figure is so fucking cool.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I sent out for my Doc two days before the deadline. We'll see what happens.

[The Griz]

Though Hasbro may be fucking incompetent, I'm quite competent at fucking the Hasbro employees' pets. Derryl DePriest's goldfish tickles the absolute hell out of my balls and I always end up filling the fishbowl with my load.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Hey! You're not blue anymore!

Fuckin' impostor!! IMPOSTOR!! Jack the Ripper! Jack the Ripper!

Help! Help!

[Swedish Chef]

Hím no impösteê. Him jûst der dummee beâr wif der tînee pëkkur!! Børk bork!!

[The Griz]

Are you colorblind, or just stupid?

It's been said that dogs are colorblind. I don't know about that, just that mabudon's dog has a sweet, tight asshole.

[Steve Sansweet]

I made a deal with Hasbro, they have all been diverted to Rancho Obi Wan. Suck that fan boys!

[Jargo]

I smooched Steve this one time. He tasted of George's ass. It was pineapple flavour.

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