Barbra Striesand is a total bitch hog...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 3:47 pm

There were no music <s>threads</s> topics, so I thought I would start one. I don't much listen to any music except classical music and Film scores.

But she is a total no-talent bitch hog.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 4:51 pm

In the words of the great rap poets Onyx, she is a "bitch ass bootlegger muthafucker selling my tapes, will get shot!"

That's gotta be the most retarded quote ever. That's why I love it.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:24 am

Honestly, what did the world see in her? She has a big fuckin' shnoz and her singing talent is the worst kind of tripe.

The only thing she's good at is having a big fuckin' ego. Then she announces shes "retiring" (until the money runs out...) and everybody thinks it's a big deal. I say good riddance.

I bet she's a whore. I bet she fucks ugly old legless homeless men for a swig from their ripple. I bet she takes it every hole from flea infested gang bangs. Cum guzzling bitch.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 12:54 pm

Dude, don't insult the homeless old men!

First, a true story about Streisand:
Someone at work actually watched a Streisand concert, and told me about this. She stood on stage and said, "I was riding in my limousine the other day, and I heard this beautiful song coming on the radio. I didn't recognize the song or the singer, but she had the most incredible voice I'd ever heard. So I called the radio station to ask who it was. And it was me!"

Dumbass bitch.

Now, a made-up but probably true story about Streisand:
I was at the zoo one time, and the Tasmanian devil exhibit was closed down. I asked the zookeeper why, and he said Barbra Streisand was in the cage fucking the poor devils.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 6:16 am

It's stories like that that make me think of different ways to torture that women. I'm thinking a burning hot poker searing into her eyeball.

Imagine her saying that a concert or whatever and as soon as she's done a HUGE RIPE TOMATO slamming into the side of her head and the entire crowd cheering...

That's my dream.

barbra_Streisand_is_fab · Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:08 pm

well i think barbra striesand is fantastic. She has got a gorgeous voice. She may have a rather large nose but so what? BEWARE THE RED LETTERS!!!!!She can act and sing brilliantly and that's what she's paid to do! She's a great entertainer and I think she's wonderful. xxxxxxxxx

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 3:03 pm

BULLLLLLLLLSHIT.

Who paid you to fluff her feathers? Everybody knows she can't act her way out an Igloo cooler.

In my New World Order, Babs gets dipped in boiling grease. Every hour on the hour. Then 59 minutes of state of the art medical care to revive her. Then back into the boiling grease. Repeat ad infinitum.

barbra_Streisand_is_fab · Tue Apr 22, 2003 3:16 pm

it's not bull shit. HE HAS RETURNED!!!!maybe you think she can't act that's your opinion but not everyone feels the same way. Lots of people I talk to say they like barbra streisand and i haven't yet (well until yesterday) come across anyone who dislikes her. she does her job brilliantly and i know alot of people will agree with that!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 1:02 pm

It's not my opinion. In the encyclopedia under "No-talent Bitch Hog" it clearly states Babs Streisand is a fugly waste of people parts. Don't bother to slap her because it's a waste of time and energy because she will still be ugly and talentless after your done. Now whose gonna argue with the encyclopedia?? Even Babs has gone on record that she's completely ugliriffic and a shitty actress and she's duped so many people because they focus on her gigantic shnozz and don't realize her acting and singing is tripe.

barbra_Streisand_is_fab · Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:51 pm

yeah, of course she said that! If she can't act then why is she where she is now? She's a very talented woman! Are you male or female anyway?HE IS THE KILLER!!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:02 pm

I am neither. I am merely data. Little 1's and 0's streaming thru the ethernet.

It's humorous that you searched out this little niche of a forum to argue with me about that slutty Mchoho striesand. As if you could convince me she's not Satan's hooker. Beezlebub's bitch. Mephistopholes' fuck slut.

As to where she is now, I cannot say. If the answer were under a barrage of claw hammers, I'd be a happy camper.

barbra_Streisand_is_fab · Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:30 pm

i don't know why i did start arguing really. something to do i suppose. ah well, i wonder if anyone else will join in?!A PENIS WITH WINGS!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:55 pm

Right. So we are in agreement. It is better to flay the flesh off of Babs and then lower her into boiling lemon juice, rather than insert infant electric eels into her rectum and let them grow inside her.

barbra_Streisand_is_fab · Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:11 am

nah, i think we should let babs loive. HE IS NOT WHAT HE SEEMS!!!i still think she's fantastic! I'm writing this in school and it's sooo boring. in my it lesson!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri May 02, 2003 4:35 pm

What's an it lesson?

High school? College? Grad school?