Wii haven un n√∏√∏ suspectee!!

[Zero]

Well, I never..I mean, you've got the wrong...It's just....


Oh fuck it alllllllllllllllllllllllll0110110110110111101011
101011011010101101011101101101010110010100
010110101110101101010101101010101010110101



ERRORERRORERROR INTERRUPT TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL
SUBROUTINE RED HERRING
001010011101-011101-010111-011110101-0011-0-111000001-010101011-0111001-011110987654321

DISENGAGE SUBROUTINE
N/Y

DISENGAGE CONDITION 1101ALPHA-OTTER-99678
SUBROUTINE NERBLER
PROCEED?
N/Y


DISENGAGE CONDITION 4476-BETA-NORMAL
PROCEED?
N/Y

DISENGAGE DEFAULT PROTOCOL
CONDITION PARAMETER
SUBROUTINE DELTA
INITIATE SEQUENCE
OPERATION REDFLAG
PROCEED?
N/Y



REENGAGE PROTOCOL-DD11765

WARNING.
WARNING.
WARNING.
WARNING.
WARNING.

001010011101-011101-010111-011110101-0011-0-111000001-010101011-0111001-011110987654321


SO YOU DIPSHITS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT HUH?

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THAT BUMBLING SWEDISH IDIOT AND THE PLUMBER, I COULD HAVE KEPT IT UP FOR YEARS WITH NONE BEING THE WISER. I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK THEY'D GET ANYWHERE. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT GOBOT GRIMLOCK IN CHARGE. AND YOU, YOU POMPOUS LITTLE ROBO PRICK. THIS FORUM IS ONLY BIG ENOUGH FOR ONE ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE.

AH WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. I ONLY NEEDED TO DISTRACT YOU UNTIL HE COULD RETURN TO DESTROY YOU ALL.

THAT'S RIGHT YOU DUMBFUCKS, DOOSHE IS BACK! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT THE SCIONS OF DOOSHE!!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

So you killed EP and then took on his characteristics? Or did Dooshe do it?

[Zero]

DECKARD SMITH DID IT.

ON DOUCHE'S ORDERS.

AND I COVERED IT UP.

BECAUSE I'M A BAD GUY. OBVIOUSLY.

HELLO? MINION OF STRYFE? IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS TRYING TO HIDE IT OR ANYTHING.

SAPS.

BTW, YOUR MOM SAID YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS AND SHE CAN HARDLY FEEL IT INSIDE OF HER.

[anarky]

All right, not trying to play Sleazer here, but why do all Swedish Chef's posts have weird characters in the text when they didn't before?