the vynsane asylum

Shit like this makes me glad I never lived in a dorm. I wish you the best, John.

Just don't get caught tastin' the bits, lest ye become HIS college story.

Recycled AWESOME! Bomb. Sign me up. The Lando one is absolutely pimpish That's the one I really want. I saw it once or twice but passed due to the price. The other one I want is Ackbar, but that was an exclusive somewhere, right? Not only will I not pay the $10-$15 for a regularly priced MM, I abso...

I like the look of the Mighty Muggs. The problem is that they're insanely over priced. What are they even made of?

I had the page loaded up fine yesterday but then realized that I really don't have anywhere to redeem my coupon so I closed it out. Typical. I tried a few times yesterday with no success. As a matter of fact, I accidentally left the page open and when we got home five or six hours later it was stil...

I haven't bought a CD in years. There are a few select artists whose CDs I will buy simply because I'm a completest. I download everything. Illegally, I might add.

Word on the history lesson. I lost track shortly after the whole "Survivor" thing. All of that shit with Perpentor makes sense now.

God, this place must look like a goddamn insane asylum to an outsider...

That opens the door to so many fantastic scenarios. I'm gonna go fire one out into a Ziplock bag and then try and get a Social Security card for it tomorrow!

Bleeps don't fool anybody. We actually had this conversation in class today. The kids were trying to convince us that some movie was acceptable for them because there is a "beeped" version available on the DVD as well. Their argument was that they didn't swear, they just said stuff like, ...

It happens for the same reason that "nigga" is censored during reruns of "Chappelle's Show" on TBS, yet they can say "chink" and "a-rab" uncensored in the same sentence.

I give QotD honors to PF at the other site, re: JT never having seen a T. Boones Pickens ad:

Turn on the TV grandma.

Rogue II wrote:Rachel Ray's Corn Hand Job

Jesus. I wouldn't let her anywhere near my cock with the technique she employs. She goes at it like an angry lesbian.

I'm not sure what was funnier about that video: The over-dramatic black people or the white people trying to look as over-dramatic as the black people.

anarky wrote:Holy fuck, Cappy, your new avatar is fucking hilarious!

Oh, and blow me, Grimlock.

Thanks, though I must give credit where credit is due: Its one of the new shirts this month on T Shirt Hell.

Royals great George Brett apparently shit his pants alot. I wonder if hilarity always ensues?

For those of you who don't visit the other sight, here's my kids and their SW figures. The best part of it is at the beginning, when they refer to Admiral Ackbar as "Its a trap!".