the vynsane asylum

It's my sacred duty to provide a swift turnaround on these.

Also with the advent of AI, there are a fucking crazy number of shitty Minions images. We'll all die at the hands of Skynet, but we'll be laughing as we do.

Still? I remember it being about $20 thirty years ago!

Also, really, the Weapon X program never even showed up in some single-panel flashback before then?

Clarence Carter had a hell of a run at 90 before pneumonia took him. He had a few incredible blues and soul hits in the 60s and early 70s, but we best remembering him for out-raunchying Prince with 1986's "Strokin'," which was banned from radio. (In retrospect, it's kinda tame, aside from ...

Like I said, The Battle of Jakku is the least appropriately named comic series ever, and it only works (marginally) as an add-on to the Aftermath Trilogy and Battlefront II. As a standalone, especially one with a title that promises to a newbie the answers about this battle that was clearly importan...

Jesus fucking Christ, that Maul finale. We expected it. Marrok telegraphs what's coming. And it still left me with the biggest shit-eating grin since the first person who ever ate shit and grinned, likely because he was a fucking psycho. I still say reviving Maul and giving Anakin a Padawan were the...

1) If there are an infinite number of parallel universes, there must be worlds where everything is identical to ours aside from the meaning of two words being switched. For example, there is a world where emperors rule on baseball plays, while in Star Wars the Galactice Umpire is ruled by the Umpire...

It's like Record Store Day--what should be a fun way to promote independent businesses is really a cynical cash grab by the giant conglomerates.

Fuck capitalism.

David Allan Coe, 86.

You don't have to call him darlin', darlin'. You never even called him by his name.

We all know this pain too well.

Gerry Conway.

Cause not yet public, but, based on his recent health history, presumably we have one more reason to say "Fuck cancer."

"On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man In a dusty black cost and a red right hand." Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man. Wanted to re-watch the whole series first, and found I'd never watched the last season. Fuck, taken all together, this is one of the best TV series ever made. Cill...

The legendary Dave Mason, best known as the lead guitarist and occasional singer of Traffic, 79.

No, I think Artax is heavy enough to count as three. You're good.

Shadow Lord dropped today. Even if you hate the story (which was a solid hard-boiled crime drama, a first for SW onscreen), the animation is absolutely fucking gorgeous. Also today marks the 30th anniversary of SOTE (at least the novel and CD parts). That soundtrack still kicks all the ass. I want X...

That said, I would buy the fuck out of Absolute Heckler if it was done right.